Archive for May, 2007

Latin Fever - A whole series of young olive skinned ass

Claudia Bella in Latin Fever 1
Samara in Latin Fever 1

A good friend of mine is really into Latin Women. He digs them so much that he now lives in Miami. Personally, I think he moved there just to make it easier for him to cruise latin chicks on the beach.

I got a call from him a few weeks back telling me to check out the ‘Latin Fever’ series of porn videos. Over this last weekend, I took the time to watch ‘Latin Fever #01‘.

Let me start by saying, this DVD has some really beautiful women in it. All of them firm young bodies in really nice shape. Even in the extreme close ups ( like the tight oral shots ), one is hard pressed to find blemishes. Maybe there is something in the genetics of latin women that makes their skin and bodies look so beautiful.

My personal two favorite girls here would have to be Claudia Bella who is in the first scene, and Samara who is in the last scene. Sandwiched between these two lovelies are some really hot hardcore porn.

Samara is especially nice. A petite tight little body. Watching her scene I found myself in awe of how her small frame was so accommodating of her co-star during one really wicked anal fucking. That look of pleasure / pain on her face ain’t not act.

Claudia is another real treasure that has some really great energy, does not shy away when a big cock wants access to all her holes and in my opinion, looks great when her face is splattered with her partners load at the climax.

All five scenes in this video are really nice. All of them have vaginal, oral and facials. One scene is GGB and another is BBG. For me, the GGB scene seems kind of out of place. Both of the women are blonde and not naturally so. Where in all the other scenes, the girls have beautiful dark complexions, very dark hair and all around very exotic looks that can stop most men in their tracks. Even though these two blondes, Marcela and Monique, are very pretty and perform really well on camera, the whole blonde thing just did not mix well with the rest of the content in this DVD.

Other than that very minor detail, this is really a good movie. So, I have to give it a decent review and would recommend it to anybody who likes Young Latin Women. I am really looking forward to getting more movies from this series.

Big Bottom Sadie - a staple for any porn collection

Jenna Haze Sucks Lots Of Big Cocks
Michelle Raven Does Nasty Gloryhole Action
Olivia Saint Does a Wicked Double Penetration

I’ve had this particular DVD since late 2003. Even though it is a few years old, it is one that I pop into my DVD player at least once a month because it is so fucking hot.

If you have not seen ‘Big Bottom Sadie‘ yet, then you have been missing out on some of the best action the porn industry has offered in years.

The line up of female talent is almost a who’s who of porn starlets. Jenna Haze is featured prominently and that is a GREAT thing. Other really hot hardcore scenes are delivered by the likes of Olivia Saint, Michelle Raven, Becca Bratt and Katie Morgan. With a running time of almost two hours and some bonus / behind the scenes stuff, the DVD is a long celebration of some hard carnal action.

Jenna’s performances are great. The same energy in this movie that got her noticed in the industry and propelled her to being one of the most sought after porn stars. In one scene in this movie she gets freakish with Becca Bratt and explores her intrigue with kink. Jenna gets tied down with the words ‘Whore’ and ‘Cunt’ written out on her front. She is then subjected to flagellation, nipple engulfing, a ride on a sybian ( a mechanical fuck machine ) and some light S & M. Many porn stars shy away from this kind of scenes, but Jenna took to it like a fish to water. Jenna also does some of her best oral scenes in this film. Her fist pumping assisted technique of sucking cock is something I just love to watch.

Michelle Raven does an amazing ‘glory hole’ shoot in a bathroom stall where she gets fucked vaginally through one glory hole and sucks a cock though another at the same time. The men end up tearing at their respective walls to make the holes bigger. As if the doggie action between the glory holes wasn’t enough, Michelle then takes each man anally while suck the other off in a alternating action. Multiple Ass to Mouth. This woman really got me turned on with this shit!

Olivia Saint is a hot young blonde sex pot with very cute perky tits and a really juicy looking ass. As far as I know, this scene is the first time she ever did a DP. For her first time, she did extremely well. All of this scene she does some great oral, vaginal, anal and DP. Her great looking ass even looks better when there is a stiff cock sliding in and out of it. Some really nice work.

I don’t know if the regular readers of this blog have noticed that I watch a lot of porn. But, its an established fact that I do. No matter how much porn I collect and watch, this DVD is always going to be on my regular viewing list because of the over all quality, decent camera work, hot sexy talent and sheer volume of content and bonus material.

If you don’t already have your own copy, I suggest you really consider this one to be your next acquisition.

First Offense #2? Nothing offensive about it.

Nautica Thorn Sucking Cock

There is another whole series of porn videos called ‘First Offense’. I can see who the first one would be called ‘First’, but ‘First Offense #2‘? Wouldn’t that be the ‘Second’ offense? And, what about the word ‘Offense’? Should there be something offensive about i to be so named?

I really don’t think the target audience for this porn DVD series would find anything offensive about it. Hell, we love it. That is why we watch porn.

My peculiar viewpoints on naming aside, I want to talk about the second installment in this series of porn. ‘First Offense #2‘. I first watched it sometime last year and pulling it down off the shelf to watch again for a couple reasons.

Reason number one - Nautica Thorn. This DVDs first scene is this ravishing asian sexpot on a leather couch talking on the phone. Nautica is a real treat with an all natural body, lovely ass, perky tits and a pair of deep beautiful ‘fuck me’ eyes that love to look at the camera when she is sucking cock. Her phone call does not last long because in walks male star Dez and the really hot sex scene quickly ensues.

Reason number two - Lucy Thai. Another young asian beauty. Another great all natural body with lovely tits and a nice ass that loves to have a hard cock shoved into it. I kid you not, watch her reaction when Lee Stone pressed his dick through her sphincter. No faking there. One of of the strongest features, in my opinion of Lucy, is her lips. Wonderful dick sucking lips (DSLs). In this scene it looks like her lips were created specifically for the purpose of forming a tight seal around a hard dick. Hoover has nothing on this hot asian sexpot.

So, I guess I’m on an asian niche trip today. Wouldn’t you be if you just watched both of these really hot pornstars get boned?

The movie is well over 70 minutes of some really intense action with five different young and fresh looking girls. Additionally, there is the bonus material of over 250 pics. If you like making porn wall paper for your desktop like me, this is a boon.

Nautica and Lucy make the movie more than worth checking out, but I would be negligent if I did not tell you guys a little something about the last scene. It stars a really hot young redhead know only as ‘Pason‘. She has a great ass and in this shoot there is a perfect long shot of her on her hands and knees, with her lovely ass in the air while John West impales her anally. It’s not really one of those hard fucking scenes, but watching such a sweet ass get fucked like that makes up for the slow strokes. She knows that her strong point is, and she sticks it out right in your face.

Bitches in Heat .. and no dogs anywhere in sight.

Cytherea - Bitches In Heat
Lilly Thai - Bitches In Heat
Katha Kassin - Bitches In Heat

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think gas prices suck! It cost me well over three dollars a gallon to fill up my gas tank today. I used to think those little hybrid gas electric cars were silly and too sissy for me to drive. I am going to tell you honestly, after emptying my wallet to fill up my tank today - driving a sissy car is not looking so sissy anymore.

I’m still kind of pissed about it. I love my old american detroit cold rolled steel car. But the bitch that is the 351 under the hood is costing me a lot of money now. Just like real bitches. Women cost. The more they cost, the more bitches they become.

I was cussing the big bitch of an engine out while driving home and reminded myself of a porn video I watched a little while ago and really enjoyed.

Bitches In Heat‘ is another treasure that be found in a sea of bad and mediocre porn. This one I liked a lot. The word ‘bitch’ technically means a female dog. In modern slang it is a derogatory term for a woman. This video is definitely in spirit of the second definition, because none of the young women in this movie are dogs.

100 % Grade A fuckable human pussy that any straight human man would never pass up the chance to tap into.

The female talent in this movies includes five really hot women who are extremely sexy and all have an extremely energetic lust for what they do on camera. My personal favorites in the fuck fest of a DVD are Cytherea, Lilly Thai and Katja Kassin.

Cytherea is a real exotic beauty that has the face that could be on any high fashion glamor magazine cover. Her soft petite body seems almost angelic. Young women with a small frame, like hers, have always amazed me. When they are getting a huge cock shoved into them, I always wonder how they get such a big thing to fit inside such a tiny body. Don’t let her angelic, almost innocent beauty fool you. It’s not long after the start of her sex scene she starts talking really dirty, encouraging her male co-start to fucker her harder and deeper. Great shit really.

Lilly Thai is a nothing less that very hot asian girl with a perfect little body, great tits and great presence on camera. Her oral technique is definitely something I wish all young women would be required by law to watch and learn from. If more women sucked cock like her, I’m sure less husbands and boyfriends would be willing to cheat. HOT TIP for you ladies out there: treat your men in bed like Lilly treats the lucky man in this movie and you wont have to worry about them cheating on you.

Katja is a woman that seemed to really get turned on by have her co-star using holding her head to the bed and holding her arm tight behind her back as he fucked her really hard from behind. I don’t know exactly what this says to everybody else about Katja and how she gets off, but to me it screams ‘Fuck Me Like The Freaky Bitch That I Am!’ In this DVD she gets her wish. Some women like it rough and fast and Katja is one of them. Bless her heart.

I could start a list of all the fucked up things in this world and never complete it. Yes, gas prices suck. Yes, there is a hole in the ozone layer. Yes, if you are a single hardworking male, you get completely fucked by taxes. Etc, …. None of that is going to change.

Fortunately for me, there are some really great porn movies out there to sweeten the bitter taste of life and make the whole thing a little more palatable. ‘Bitches In Heat‘ has just become part of my ‘OMG Life Sometimes Sucks - First Aid Kit’.

Enjoy!

Natural Knockers is my pick of the day

Tyra Moore hasbeautiful huge all natural titties!
Rayveness has beautiful huge all natural titties!
Sylvia Diamond has beautiful huge all natural titties!

I’ve been away a couple of days doing life things. Which translates into me not having the chance to some of my favorite things like, watch porn and then tell all my friends and all of you about it.

Unfortunately, regardless of how much we all enjoy the idea of spending our days watching porn, for most of us, that won’t pay the bills. So, now that my bills are paid, the laundry is washed, the house cleaned and all those personal errands have been run I can watch some more porn.

This morning I had the chance to pop ‘Natural Knockers 06‘, among two other porn movies, into my DVD player. The other two were just really crappy porn and not worth mentioning. But this porn movie review is about the movie I personally feel is worth a review.

Like the name implies, the ‘Natural Knockers’ series is jammed full of beautiful women with that are really well endowed with huge natural breasts. That is always a plus in my book. Big tits all around are cool, even fake ones that look natural. Those freakishly large balloon tits with scars around their nipples and look like they are on edge of exploding belong in a circus freak show and not on my blog. So you will never see me give any kind of positive review to those kind of big fake titties. Nothing natural looking about those titties, so they do nothing for me.

This DVD, on the other hand did a lot for me. With some incredibly beautiful women like Tyra Moore, Rayveness and Sylvia Diamond this movie lives up to the title.

This movie is over an hour running time with five scenes. Even though the scenes may be shorter, they are edited so there is really not a lot of ‘acting’ leading up to the action. Soon after each scene starts, it’s right to the gusto - the cock sucking, tit-fucking, pussy pumping and facials. If you are one of those people who is prone to hit the ‘FF’ button on your DVD player to get to the good shit, then this movie will allow you to give that button a break. There is not a lot to fast forward through.

My personal favorite scene here would have to be the one where Tyra Moore, the beautiful black goddess is on a leather couch and wraps her perfect titties around the cock of what has to be one of the luckiest men alive. This woman is hot. Her tits are incredible, but her beauty is one hundred percent from her head to toe. This is the kind of woman that would be dangerous for me. The kind of woman that would make me forget all about my priorities. Remember the bills, laundry, and cleaning I was mentioning above? None of that shit would get done if Tyra was in my life. I would be too busy playing with her.

Ok, my personal overwhelming lust for Tyra aside. I would have to say ‘Natural Knockers 06‘ is more than worth your time to check out. Even if Tyra was not in it, it still is a damned good DVD to watch. This one has gone right into my personal collection.

Enjoy!

Lauren Phoenix AKA Filthy Whore .. My Kind of Girl


Lauren Phoenix AKA Filthy Whore

Lauren Phoenix AKA Filthy Whore

Lauren Phoenix AKA Filthy Whore

Prior to 2003, nobody knew the name ‘Lauren Phoenix‘. She dove the adult industry that year with a huge splash. The same year she won XRCO award for best new starlet and best Orgasmic Analist. Not bad at all for an up and coming porn starlet. Then in 2004 she won Orgasmic Analist award again.

Wow.

If you want to know how she won that award two years in a row with all the other great women in porn, you really have to check out her anal scenes. Pretty much all of the scenes in the movies she shoots are some really strong anal scenes. Lauren has a great young looking body, very pretty ‘girl next door’ face, cute and perky little titties and one hell of a great looking as that calls out to any man looking to anally penetrate a woman.

Todays porn review is of ‘Lauren Phoenix AKA Filthy Whore‘. In short, it’s pretty much a best of DVD. Remember that great ass I was just discussing, she uses it well in all five of these incredibly hot scenes. Her energetic approach to her work is a real treat. This stunning canadian born girl wastes little time and gives up the goods.

The editing of the movie pretty much takes out most the the content designed to set up the reasons the actors start fucking, such as why she would be in a room with a dude who’s cock is poking through the stocks. The second scene is pretty interesting. Almost like a fetish scene where she blows a guy through a hole, kind of a psuedo-gloryhole then she gets placed in a cage while her partner rams it at her really hard through the bars.

If you like the women in your porn to have high energy, a real lust for their work, really great a natural looks and a juicy ass that will knock your socks off, then Lauren Phoenix is a girl that is right up your alley. This DVD is a very good sampler of her work.

Big Wet Asses … If you like LOTS of lube in your Porn


Big We Asses

Now here is a niche of porn I just don’t see a lot of.

Take beautiful women with nice bodies and great juicy asses, add a hard cock, the random rubber glove or two and LOTS of lube.

Did I say LOTS of lube? If not let me make this clear … LOTS OF LUBE. So much that I think the producers of the ‘Big Wet Asses’ series must own stock in the company that makes the stuff or they just buy it by the barrel at wholesale prices. Regardless of how they bring all this lube to the set ( probably in a tanker truck! ), the actors in this porn series are pretty much swimming in it.

Anyways, I bought one of these DVDs last year on a whim. You know how it is, a porn freak like me with a few bucks burning a whole in his pocket and looking for something new. It was ‘Big Wet Asses 3 - Iron Sides‘. Needless to say, with all the lube and nice young juicy asses, there is a lot of anal action. What else do you think is going to happen with you make a hot young ass a slippery and get a hard cock near it?

One scene in this movie I had to watch a few times over is with Olivia O’Lovely. This lovely brunette that sports a few tattoos, fishnet stockings and the ass that would make Larry Flynt stand up again displays a lusty energy while she slides easily all over her partner. As lubed up as she is, she still gives out a grunt of pleasure/pain when her co-star drives his tool right up her ass. No faking the sensation she received there.

Last month I acquired, ‘Big Wet Asses 5‘ and ‘Big Wet Asses 6‘. Both of those flicks lived up to my expectations. Yes, lots of lube, great looking young woman in some really nice asses and very deep anal.

A great scene that I just have to mention in ‘Big Wet Asses 6‘ stars the lovely and energetic Tianna Lynn. What makes this scene rise to the top is her ability to produce lots of her own lube. She’s a squirter. Not just some little squirt either .. I’m talking about a geyser here. At the end of the scene there is probably more of her own juices out there than there is lube. No easy feat.

So far, the three DVDs in this series that I have watched have been pretty nice to see. Lots of solid sex, really deep anal penetration ( lube helps that ), oral and some really nice slippery titty fucking.

One thing I hate and will make me give a bad review to a porn movie is if it looks like the same old tired sex where the women obviously put on a show for the camera to take the money shot, then cash their check at the end of the day. I did not get that feeling at all while watching these movies. My compliments to the producers at Elegant Angel Studios for putting out some very nice movies that I have really enjoyed.

When I get the rest in the Big Wet Asses series, I’ll let all you folks know how they are.

‘Totally Chloe’ is totally nasty!

Totally Chloe is totally nasty

Two days ago, one of my best friends showed up at my front door with a wild look in the eyes and this DVD in hand.

So I asked her ( yes .. a HER .. women can be into porn too! ), ‘Is that a DVD in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?’

She rushed into my living room saying, ‘Oh My God! You have to watch this movie and do a review of this slut!’.

I blinked, ‘Wow’. You see my friend, not only is she a woman that likes porn, but she also really likes women too. The sluttier the better. She likes only women, so the idea of us getting together to watch porn get horny and fuck each other silly is out of the window. That’s a shame too, because my friend is really easy on the eyes. Anyways, the word ’slut’ I have never heard come from her lips before.

So anyways, I take the DVD and tell her, I’ll give it a look in a couple hours. To be honest, a couple hours went by and I forgot about it. That was two days ago. My friend calls me this morning asking what I thought. I tell her I forgot and she starts bitching at me and rightly so, I said I would look at the DVD and never did.

Men, let me tell you this, women ( lesbian or not ), do not like being told you are going to do something only to find out that your forgot about it. Don’t do it. If you want to keep the ladies in your life happy, start by keeping your word.

So after the five minute tongue lashing she gives me, we hang up the phone, I put the DVD in the player and let ‘er rip. ‘Totally Chloe‘ is the title so before I see the first scene I make the false assumption that it is going to get old real quick. Seeing the same women get fucked in a couple different positions and fake a couple orgasms.

Well, I can only say I was glad my initial expectation was shattered.

Let me start by saying Chloe is a young and petite woman with a pretty face, nice eyes and hair color that changes slightly from scene to scene. To see a still picture of her you would think, ‘She’s cute, but no too special’.

What sets this slender fuck monster apart from many other porn actresses is he complete and utter addiction to getting off. I shit you not.

This DVD is jammed with 10 scenes of Chloe having all types of hardcore sex. She in fucks more ways that you can shake a butt plug at. In these 10 scenes I counted no less than 20 orgasms she had. Believe me they are real too. No human female sounds that guttural, quivers and twitches like she does and can say they faked it for the camera.

She likes it rough too. It seems like the harder she get pounded in her ass or pussy, the quicker she is to cum. Another trigger for her orgasms seems to be when a guy grabs her around the throat or holds her arms tightly behind her back in doggy style. With Chloe, it seems the rule is, apply the pressure and she blows. My compliments to the surgeon who removed her gag reflex. In once scene there is no hesitation as she swallows a cock that looks like it is almost as thick as a beer can. If this is one of her natural gifts, then I have to say .. I love natural selection!

When Chloe first signed up to do porn, I am sure an agent or producer asked her what kind of scenes would she do. It was probably easier for her to say what she would not do. At least that list was shorter. In just the 10 scenes on this DVD she does BGG, Interracial, GGGG, BBG, Oral, Anal, Vaginal, DP. The motion in all these scenes starts out slow and soft, but they quickly work up the scale in tempo as she is working towards her orgasms and likes the sex harder and faster.

To my friend, who is reading this too, I have to give a heartfelt apology. I know I blew it by saying I would review the DVD only to blow it off. For that I am sorry, and will do my damn best to never do that again. I also have to say a big ‘Thank You’ for turning me on to Chloe.

I am definitely going to be adding more of her work to my collection of DVDs.

One of my favorites … Tera Patrick!

Tera Patrick is my dream fuck muppet

If I had to compose a list of my 10 favorite porn stars ( no easy task for a porn lover like me ), I would have to put Tera Patrick within the top five. And that is saying a lot! I have watched more porn in the past 10 years that probably 10 average mend do in a life time. It’s a hobby .. honest injun.

:)

Tera is special to a lot of porn fans because of her incredible naturally exotic looks, her enthusiasm in her porn performances. Evan Seinfeld ( aka Spyder Jones ) is one of the luckiest fuckers on the planet to be married to her.

Tera Patrick is my dream fuck muppetInitially, I had heard the name Tera Patrick in passing but I never really knew who she was until a fellow porn lover turned me on to ‘Pick-up lines #54‘. She was in the first scene .. and holy shit! I was hooked right there. Honestly, as soon as the scene was over, I had to hit replay on my DVD player to watch in again.

Her sexy body, exotic looks, long hair and really nice dick sucking technique made me a die hard fan on the spot.

Tera Patrick is my dream fuck muppet!

Speaking of her dick sucking technique, you should check out ‘Pick-up Lines #44‘. In this one she strokes, sucks and deep throats two cocks. One hell of a scene. This is the kind of work that has won Tera a lot of awards.

My latest acquisition of her work is a DVD that I downloaded recently and have really enjoyed watching. ‘Whores In Heat #06‘. It’s over four hours ( yes FOUR HOURS ) of some really great hardcore fucking. It has 10 scenes and the scene with Tera in it is just amazing. She all but inhales the male actors cock, then rides it so hard that it made me wince a couple times. I know he was sore the day after that shoot.

Tera Patrick is my dream fuck muppet
Speaking of shooting, when her co-acter does shoot he sprays a lot all over he belly and great titties. If I was the lucky bastard that got to work with her in a porn shoot, I would be shooting all over her too.

If this is the first time you have heard of Tera Patrick or have yet to have any of her porn, then I suggest you check out the links above and get you some now. You won’t be disappointed.

Natural Newbies is naturally GOOD!

Sativa Rose in Naturally Newbies

I am always up for seeing hot young starlets when they first started out in the porn industry. The reason is that a lot of girls that are new are really trying to make a name for themselves and get noticed by other producers and get more shoots. With that in mind, many newbies put a hell of a lot of enthusiasm into their first couple of shoots.

That would be the reason I checked out ‘Natural Newbies‘, and I sure am glad I did watch it.

Even though the DVD only has three scenes with a running time of just under 40 minutes, it is one hell of a forty minutes to watch. I was really pleasantly surprised by this concentrated delivery of three fresh young women with incredibly hot all natural bodies that fuck their brains out and hopefully into porn super stardom. As a bonus their is a picture gallery to navigate through, just in case you are like me and create nasty wallpapers for you personal desktops.

The first scene features are super sexy, redhead, slender and young Dani Woodward doing her best to swallow hard cock and then impaling herself on it with an energy that clearly shows that she is trying to get herself off just as much as her partner.

Dani Woodward in Naturally Newbies

The second scene features really hot asian girl, Cheyne Collins. Cheyne is an incredibly oriental beauty with a great set of all natural big titties, great looking body and a strong desire to give an incredibly sexy looking and very sloppy blowjob before she slides herself down on her co-stars hard cock. I’m really looking forward to seeing more of this amazing girl in the future.

The last scene, and certainly not the least has an smoking hot young Latino starlet named Sativa Rose. She has some of the greatest lips for porn if you ask me. Just watching the way she wraps them around a cock is enough to merit its own scene. Honestly, while I was watching this blowjob, I forgot all about expecting to watcher her get fucked too. And, fucked she does get, hard. She just moans for more as her male friend pulls her down onto him hard and fast. I honestly have no idea how he was able to keep from coming while she was giving him such an amazing blow job. I would have never made it to the fucking part before I would have cum hard enough to blow the back of her head off!

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Ok porn lovers .. now for my final recommendation on this DVD. If you are looking for plot, acting and story interjected between hardcore scenes to explain why the pool boy is fucking the bored housewife .. then you don’t want this DVD. If you are looking for some fast and furious hardcore featuring some really hot sex crazed fresh young starlets in rapid succession, then this purchase is right up your alley. No bullshit.

Like I said, it may be a shorter length DVD than what you were originally planning on getting, but ‘Natural Newbies‘ really makes up for it in the intensity of the action.

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