I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think gas prices suck! It cost me well over three dollars a gallon to fill up my gas tank today. I used to think those little hybrid gas electric cars were silly and too sissy for me to drive. I am going to tell you honestly, after emptying my wallet to fill up my tank today - driving a sissy car is not looking so sissy anymore.

I’m still kind of pissed about it. I love my old american detroit cold rolled steel car. But the bitch that is the 351 under the hood is costing me a lot of money now. Just like real bitches. Women cost. The more they cost, the more bitches they become.

I was cussing the big bitch of an engine out while driving home and reminded myself of a porn video I watched a little while ago and really enjoyed.

‘Bitches In Heat‘ is another treasure that be found in a sea of bad and mediocre porn. This one I liked a lot. The word ‘bitch’ technically means a female dog. In modern slang it is a derogatory term for a woman. This video is definitely in spirit of the second definition, because none of the young women in this movie are dogs.

100 % Grade A fuckable human pussy that any straight human man would never pass up the chance to tap into.

The female talent in this movies includes five really hot women who are extremely sexy and all have an extremely energetic lust for what they do on camera. My personal favorites in the fuck fest of a DVD are Cytherea, Lilly Thai and Katja Kassin.

Cytherea is a real exotic beauty that has the face that could be on any high fashion glamor magazine cover. Her soft petite body seems almost angelic. Young women with a small frame, like hers, have always amazed me. When they are getting a huge cock shoved into them, I always wonder how they get such a big thing to fit inside such a tiny body. Don’t let her angelic, almost innocent beauty fool you. It’s not long after the start of her sex scene she starts talking really dirty, encouraging her male co-start to fucker her harder and deeper. Great shit really.

Lilly Thai is a nothing less that very hot asian girl with a perfect little body, great tits and great presence on camera. Her oral technique is definitely something I wish all young women would be required by law to watch and learn from. If more women sucked cock like her, I’m sure less husbands and boyfriends would be willing to cheat. HOT TIP for you ladies out there: treat your men in bed like Lilly treats the lucky man in this movie and you wont have to worry about them cheating on you.

Katja is a woman that seemed to really get turned on by have her co-star using holding her head to the bed and holding her arm tight behind her back as he fucked her really hard from behind. I don’t know exactly what this says to everybody else about Katja and how she gets off, but to me it screams ‘Fuck Me Like The Freaky Bitch That I Am!’ In this DVD she gets her wish. Some women like it rough and fast and Katja is one of them. Bless her heart.

I could start a list of all the fucked up things in this world and never complete it. Yes, gas prices suck. Yes, there is a hole in the ozone layer. Yes, if you are a single hardworking male, you get completely fucked by taxes. Etc, …. None of that is going to change.

Fortunately for me, there are some really great porn movies out there to sweeten the bitter taste of life and make the whole thing a little more palatable. ‘Bitches In Heat‘ has just become part of my ‘OMG Life Sometimes Sucks - First Aid Kit’.

Enjoy!