Last night I received a call from a friend telling me that there is a new Missy Monroe movie out on DVD where her pussy is ‘gushing like a fire hydrant’ .. or so he says. So today I drove to the local adult video store to check it out only to be met with a sign on the door, ‘Closed for Holiday’.

WTF?

Porn never takes a holiday. Especially on the day I wanted to see if there really was a new sex video out where that fabulous shaved pussy of Missys squirting like a fire hose. Didn’t this porn shop keeper know this?

I used to frequent brick and mortar porn shops all the time to buy DVDs. Not so much anymore. Take into account the selection in most of them has gone downhill, local legislators are making laws to get rid of them or fining them - I am afraid the days of adult porn retail outlets maybe numbered. On the day I go to help support the local porn shop, they are closed.

Thank goodness for the internet and its infinite supply of Video Sex for download on demand. So I may not have a new DVD today, I have all the female ejaculation porn I could watch today anyways. I was in the mood to see Missy, but almost all of these Kinky Pornstars are just as good or better .. especially when it is so easy to download.

As a nice bonus today, I learned that Lily Thai has squirter too!