Anna Faris will star as Linda Lovelace

Anna Faris will star as Linda LovelaceYes, that is what is buzzing all over several mainstream movie and porn industry sites right now. To be honest, I just don’t see it.

Here we have the blonde and bubbly mainstream hollywood starlet, Anna Faris, who has been cast in the role of Linda Lovelace, the deepthroating queen of 70s classic porn. Lovelace and her performance in the porn landmark film, ‘Deep Throat‘, popularized the whole idea of oral sex as a main feature even in porn and just not some fluff or foreplay leading up to the main event.

I just don’t see Faris being able to deliver a believable performance in a bio pic about Linda Lovelace. The working title of the film is going to be called ‘Inferno‘. From the articles and interviews I have read, Faris will not even be naked. Honestly, it is damned hard to make a movie about a porn icon without showing some skin. Leave it to hollywood to fuck up a potentially great story told in mainstream cinema by casting somebody who is completely wrong for the role and who is not willing to show some flesh in a movie who’s primary character was all about the flesh.

Hollywood is what gives validity to the idea that porn is a more accurate reflection of reality than anything produced by the major hollywood studios.

If you, like myself, are a classic porn lover then you are probably better off sticking to the real thing and not some crap produced by hollywood. Call me old fashioned, but I like the portrayal of my pornstars to be real and that is hard to find outside of the real porn itself.

Just off the top of my head, I can suggest some really great classic porn films. If you are into some really big tits, then the Candy Samples compilation will do right for you. Her huge 44 JJJ size tits (that is not a typo, they are really that big) were amazing. They bounced around a lot during sex when they were not getting sucked on, squeezed, or fucked.

For you nurse fetish porn lovers, check out Candy Stripers - some really great hardcore TLC getting administered there. Lots of nurses going solo on patients and doctors. All great, but I love the scenes where two nurses double team the patients for double doses of medicine.

From Taboo fame, there is Kay Parker. This woman reigned supreme for a while in the golden age of porn. Her best work can be found in a compilation called Kay Parker - Golden Age Of Porn.

Of course from time to time, I don’t have the time to commit to a full DVD, so I take the quck download route to classic porn with Kinky Porn Star (FREE Membership). It may be a newer video on demand site, but it has a great selection stocked with some good classics.

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