This last Sunday I went to a pool party. A friend of mine who got divorced last year showed up with the woman he has been dating for the last month - and holy fucking shit, was she hot. Mind you, my friend is in his early thirties and we all expected him to start running around with college girls after this divorce.

He sure in the hell suprised us all when he showed up with this lady, she was in her mid forties and had a body that was hotter than most women half her age. Hell yes - she looked like she should could have been cast in some really hot MILF porn movies. Between the moments when I had to wipe away the drool from my chin, I chatted with her. She had two kids, worked at a local bank and thought my friend was the greatest thing since slice bread. My friend strutted around the party with his super sexy mature soccer mom of a girlfriend like he was John Holmes reincarnated.

Before my friend left the party I had to ask my friend ‘Where in the hell did you hook up with her?‘. His response was - ‘I met her at the mall .. after seeing a lot of really smoking hot women in a couple MILF porn movies, I decided I wanted to be a “Mother Fucker” too - she is one of the best fucks I have ever had!‘.