Archive for January, 2009

Lisa Ann - America’s Favorite MILF

American MILF 2 DVD Box CoverWith the release from porn director and rocker Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick, the extremely hot and super sexy MILF - Lisa Ann is thrust deeper into the american porn scene. This time with the release of ‘American MILF 2 - Enter The Cougar‘.

A sequel release to the original ‘American MILF‘ starring Teri Wiegel - it appears no young man is safe to walk the street now with predatory MILF nymphos on the prowl. At least that is how opening of the press release reads.

I just want to know, what city in the United States do I need to move to so I can increase my odds of getting victimized by random acts of lust at the hands of super slutty cougars like Raquel Devine, Julia Ann, Lisa Ann, Shayla LaVeaux and Austyn Kincaid?

Outside of a porn set, that would never happen. Looks like I am just going to have to run down to my local porn DVD retailer and pick up a copy of this one and fantasize what it would be like to have my dick inside one of these MILF sex pots.

Despite my absence, the world of porn gets long just fine.

MILF Vicky Vette naked in the tubI was away on vacation for a few weeks. A damn well deserved one if you ask me.

I checked my emails a few times during the couple weeks I was hanging out at the beach watching all the hot young beach pussy running around. If I were a producer for adult content, I would have been in a target rich environment for recruiting new talent. There was a lot of action out there on that tropical island. Even a 40 year old man with a receding hair line was able to get a a blow job from one of them just like this.

No lie, she blew me good right there by the pool at the hotel. She is from France and a complete freak. Those nasty frechy girls polish my silver anytime!

While I was busy getting my load coaxed out by a 21 year old babe on a tropical island, the world of porn went along just fine without me. The AVN Awards happened, Tera Patrick had her yearly bash at TAO in Vegas and Vicky Vette shaved her pussy live on the web.

Back to me checking my emails while at the beach.

One of them from a regular reader of Video Sex said ‘What the fuck am I going to do now that you are on vacation?!?‘. As touched that I am that a fellow porn fan would express such dismay and confusion at my absence, I have to respond - The Internet Is Full Of Porn!

I am just one pervert who like writing about the sex I watch on video and DVDs. A ‘civilian‘ is what those who work in the industry would call me.  No other civilian needs my say so or directions to get their fill of porn. But just in case you do need my directions to get more porn video on demand than you can shake a dildo at, check these guys out! More porn that any on man or woman can consumer in a life time.

I got caught checking out somebodies daughters hot juicy ass!

Lola has such a fine ass in I Wann Buttfuck Your Daughter 2

True story here.

Earlier today I was watching I Wanna Buttfuck Your Daughter 2. Man, I was getting into it too. Five delicious scenes of hot young ladies with fine juicy and very fuckable asses who love getting butt fucked.

Now in the fifth scene, as really sweet girl next door looking gal, ‘Lola‘ is showing off what a fine round ass she has - just perfect for a deep and hard anal intrusion that I know is going to happen within the next couple of minutes. So, I am drooling with one hand on the remote and the other hand on .. well, you get the picture. Then suddenly my doorbell rings!

Holy shit is it annoying. Whoever is at the door, he keeps pushing the bell. Frustrated, I pause the DVD and walk to the door. Turns out a UPS driver (a woman) is standing there holding a package that I need to sign for. She is really cute and I try making small take while I sign and she hands me the package.

I notice that she appears to be gazing into my face as I try to chat her up and I am starting to feel pretty positive that I could get some action out of this - then it hits me like a truck full of bricks! She is not gazing at my face, she is looking just past me at the TV screen in the living room that’s visible from my front door. She could see the dear sweet Lola frozen in the pose just like the screen capture above, showing off her sexy and full round ASSets while smiling at the camera.

At that moment I figure this woman at my door is either now turned on or considers me to be nothing less that one perverted pig of a mother fucker. So, I decide to play it cool and go for broke.

Yeah, that Lola has one really nice ass.

She stood there silent for a moment with a jawline that looked like it could have cut through steel. Then with a tense smile that was more a grimace than a grin she said ‘You have a nice day sir’.

She walked away, I shut the door and commenced to watch the super hot young Lola get off hard while on the receiving end of some really wicked anal sex.

Oh and just in case you are wandering what was in the box that UPS delivered - it was MORE PORN!

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